Plastic Fantastic - way past it’s sell-by date
Full-Blown MILF
Lyrics by Mick Evans
Can’t you see
everybody’s laughing
at the back of your brand-new face?
ain’t nothin’ like the one
you were born with
now you look too young
to be out this late
Plastic Fantastic
way past its sell-by date
What’s new Pussycat
full-blown MILF
stalking with your Cougars
curdled milk -
sow’s ear to a purse
all silicone - no silk
What’s new Pussycat
full-blown MILF
Don’t you care
everybody’s talking
‘bout you acting half your age?
misbehavin’ with boys
too fly to notice
just out to get laid
Plastic Fantastic
everlastin’ suede
What’s new Pussycat
full-blown MILF
stalking with your Cougars
curdled milk -
sow’s ear to a purse
all silicone - no silk
What’s new Pussycat
full-blown MILF
Mrs Natural - where d’you go?
so much blue sky
in that free ‘n’ easy smile
all our love ago
What’s new Pussycat
full-blown MILF
stalking with your Cougars
curdled milk -
sow’s ear to a purse
all silicone - no silk
What’s new Pussycat
full-blown MILF